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''"A legendary tennis match as old as time. Or, at least, as old as 2009. This decade long match and counting has long been written in stone by the Fucks of old and through successive generations of time and staff turnover. It weaves a multi-directional, evolving narrative of the warrior CHEN, born from the serve of the fabled Moogle, who has lived to survive 15 grueling tennis rounds of absurdity, complexity, humor, music, and NINJAS, which have been and continue to have been served only by those who have been presently or previously chosen by the Golden Bunny Breasted Racquet of Servitude, now represented equally by the Silver Racqueted Shield of the Knights of Justice (“We Don’t Care Who You Are, We’re Ready To Meet You”). CHEN The Warrior is themselves never seen, but their immediately recognizable Battle Cry has pierced the heavens and cut through every tennis round gauntlet they have found themselves faced with, aided with by the awesome strength of their mighty weapon, The Incredible Laser Sword. Truly, nothing can stop The Warrior CHEN. In short, This is The Tennis Fuck Story. A theoretically endless multi-way in which only café staff may volley."''

-{{dani}}, in the OP of the [[YTPMania]] continuation thread October 22, 2019

-{{dani}}, in the OP of the [[YTPMania]] continuation thread<ref>https://ytpmania.net/t/tennis-staff-multi-way-the-story-continues/5247</ref>, October 22, 2019

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Rabbit's Round 6, uploaded July 9, 2009, is notable for being edited with his trademark style of picture-in-picture layering, and for introducing Sonic The Hedgehog(OVA), one of Rabbit's signature sources, into the match's pool. Among notable moments are Tails' line "Oh Sonic, thank you!" with the frame proceeding to zoom in on Sonic winking at Tails with loud and distorted audio, along with Tails yelling "You're No HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!" The original upload was viewable until about early 2010, and then able to be viewed unlisted in the original ~~Youchew~~ thread from January 2013 until October 2019, when RabbitSnore's YouTube account was deleted. A saved copy of this round by anyone who has it remains highly sought after to make the match complete once again.

Rabbit's Round 6, uploaded July 9, 2009, is notable for being edited with his trademark style of picture-in-picture layering, and for introducing Sonic The Hedgehog (OVA), one of Rabbit's signature sources, into the match's pool. Among notable moments are Tails' line "Oh Sonic, thank you!" with the frame proceeding to zoom in on Sonic winking at Tails with loud and distorted audio, along with Tails yelling "You're No HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!" The original upload was viewable until about early 2010, and then able to be viewed unlisted in the original [[YouChew]] thread from January 2013 until October 2019, when {{RabbitSnore}}'s YouTube account was deleted. A saved copy of this round by anyone who has it remains highly sought after to make the match complete once again.

==Round 7==

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<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro5VrH8qtqA</youtube>

strong414bad's Round 7, originally uploaded July 13, 2009, adds in Hotel Mario and James Earl Jones counting to 10 on Sesame Street, the latter whom, true to the videos title, does proceed to recite 9 digits of pi interspersed throughout the response (3.14159265). CHEEEEEN is heard over a zoom in onto Mario's nose and over a ~~screenflipping~~ of the "Gandolf Wizard Stare", and the "sleep will ease your mind" song is repeated over the word "problems", increasing in volume to the point where James Earl Jones reciting 2 and 6 is only barely audible. As the second WMM response of the match, much of the editing is simplistic yet effective, with many repetitions, stutters and and drastic speed ups of the previous round that were well received by the other participants.

strong414bad's Round 7, originally uploaded July 13, 2009, adds in Hotel Mario and James Earl Jones counting to 10 on Sesame Street, the latter whom, true to the videos title, does proceed to recite 9 digits of pi interspersed throughout the response (3.14159265). CHEEEEEN is heard over a zoom in onto Mario's nose and over a screen-flipping of the "Gandolf Wizard Stare", and the "sleep will ease your mind" song is repeated over the word "problems", increasing in volume to the point where James Earl Jones reciting 2 and 6 is only barely audible. As the second WMM response of the match, much of the editing is simplistic yet effective, with many repetitions, stutters and and drastic speed ups of the previous round that were well received by the other participants.

==Round 8==

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* a comic page of unknown origin or context

* A very low res frame from ''Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith'' containing infamously hilarious english-to-chinese-to-english subtitles

* The POOP TENNIS CAFE image that adorned the OP of every Tennis ~~Cafe~~ thread from its inception in 2008 until the YTPMania ~~Cafe~~ thread in 2018

* The POOP TENNIS CAFE image that adorned the OP of every Tennis Café thread from its inception in 2008 until the YTPMania Café thread in 2018

* A reaction image taken from the animated TV adaption of ''The Phantom of the Opera''(1988), often used by Emperor Ing

* The face of the bunny from the ROBOT BUNNY BOOBIES image superimposed upon a frame of an unknown hentai character, bearing the caption "Now It's a real ejaculation party!"

At the second instance of "uh huh honey...." The text "Love is here", originally taken from the Version 2 intro of ''Beast Wars Neo: Super Lifeform Transformers'' and long the old motto of the Tennis ~~Cafe~~ and Tennis Staff, is shown on screen before the video cuts to black. After a few seconds of silence. CHEEEEEEEEN is heard once more, closing out the video.

At the second instance of "uh huh honey...." The text "Love is here", originally taken from the Version 2 intro of ''Beast Wars Neo: Super Lifeform Transformers'' and long the old motto of the Tennis Café and Tennis Staff, is shown on screen before the video cuts to black. After a few seconds of silence. CHEEEEEEEEN is heard once more, closing out the video.

Due to YouTube more often than not muting copyrighted material rather than just "claiming" it during the era of its original upload, this round remained nearly 90% muted for years, until it was finally re-uploaded with proper audio restored.

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<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5x9YOE4owY</youtube>

Round 15, uploaded October 26, 2014, almost four years after {{TheChutley}} was first promoted to staff, is a product of her now famous middle period (once referred to by dani_phantump as "Cool Mode") and is thusly edited in her much more humorous, irrelevant and stream-of-conscious driven style from that period. Chen makes her actual first on-screen appearance, sliding down the quill of a giant Sandslash to the sound of CHEEEEEEEN before being impaled by another, followed by the text "Loading Chen.... Please Wait" with a screen flipping gif of David Bowie (from his ''"Heroes"''(1977) album cover) that was being used by dew around this time. Following this, The Ninja: Silent Assassin clip of the phone being answered is redubbed with TheChutley's own voice, with an image of an old woman appearing on the opposite half of the screen, voiced to say:

Round 15, uploaded October 26, 2014, almost four years after {{TheChutley}} was first promoted to staff, is a product of her now famous middle period (once referred to by {{dani_phantump}} as "Cool Mode") and is thusly edited in her much more humorous, irrelevant and stream-of-conscious driven style from that period. Chen makes her actual first on-screen appearance, sliding down the quill of a giant Sandslash to the sound of CHEEEEEEEN before being impaled by another, followed by the text "Loading Chen.... Please Wait" with a screen flipping gif of David Bowie (from his ''"Heroes"''(1977) album cover) that was being used by dew around this time. Following this, The Ninja: Silent Assassin clip of the phone being answered is redubbed with {{TheChutley}}'s own voice, with an image of an old woman appearing on the opposite half of the screen, voiced to say:

"YES, UM...HELLO....I WOULD LIKE TO UM, MAKE A COMPLAINT AGAINST THIS UH YOUTUBE POOP...UH TENNIS MATCH, NOW...THE REASON I AM CALLING...IS BECAUSE THIS MATCH, IN PARTICULAR, IS UM...VERY VERY SILLY, AND I WILL HAVE NO MORE OF IT. NOW NOW NOW NOW DON'T TRY TO PERSUADE ME DIFFERENTLY, IVE MADE UP MY MIND AND FROM HERE ON OUT, THIS YOUUU TUUBE POOOP TENNIS MATCH WILL BE EDUCATIVE AND INFORMATIVE. NOW......CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE."

A Cut To The Next Scene is made, showing initially unedited black-and-white footage of "THE BIG SIX FILM HUNT have pleasure in presenting....More Uses For THE FERGUSON TRACTOR" until an extremely loud and distorted "SPAGHETTI" plays over footage of a passing car. After a shot showing a sign advertising "GROUNDSMEN'S RALLY AND DEMONSTRATION OF Ferguson TRACTORS AND IMPLEMENTS" (of which the "APRIL 21st & 22nd" was noted as being an unintentional "21/22" reference from the game ''Alida''(2004), often used between ~~Gamebop~~ and MycroProcessor) Chen crashes onto the screen, and after a few seconds of insanity reappears with a set of human teeth, saying in TheChutley's voice "I CAN NEVER DIE". "Love is here." is changed to "Love is her" with a gif of Paper Mario replacing the "e", and is then followed by sequence of images of famous musicians with humorous and often deliberately misleading captions. These include:

A Cut To The Next Scene is made, showing initially unedited black-and-white footage of "THE BIG SIX FILM HUNT have pleasure in presenting....More Uses For THE FERGUSON TRACTOR" until an extremely loud and distorted "SPAGHETTI" plays over footage of a passing car. After a shot showing a sign advertising "GROUNDSMEN'S RALLY AND DEMONSTRATION OF Ferguson TRACTORS AND IMPLEMENTS" (of which the "APRIL 21st & 22nd" was noted as being an unintentional "21/22" reference from the game ''Alida''(2004), often used between {{GameBop}} and {{MycroProcessor}}) Chen crashes onto the screen, and after a few seconds of insanity reappears with a set of human teeth, saying in {{TheChutley}}'s voice "I CAN NEVER DIE". "Love is here." is changed to "Love is her" with a gif of Paper Mario replacing the "e", and is then followed by sequence of images of famous musicians with humorous and often deliberately misleading captions. These include:

* "John Lennon is furbait." (image of John Lennon)

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 <small> ''"A legendary tennis match as old as time. Or, at least, as old as 2009. This decade long match and counting has long been written in stone by the Fucks of old and through successive generations of time and staff turnover. It weaves a multi-directional, evolving narrative of the warrior CHEN, born from the serve of the fabled Moogle, who has lived to survive 15 grueling tennis rounds of absurdity, complexity, humor, music, and NINJAS, which have been and continue to have been served only by those who have been presently or previously chosen by the Golden Bunny Breasted Racquet of Servitude, now represented equally by the Silver Racqueted Shield of the Knights of Justice (“We Don’t Care Who You Are, We’re Ready To Meet You”). CHEN The Warrior is themselves never seen, but their immediately recognizable Battle Cry has pierced the heavens and cut through every tennis round gauntlet they have found themselves faced with, aided with by the awesome strength of their mighty weapon, The Incredible Laser Sword. Truly, nothing can stop The Warrior CHEN. In short, This is The Tennis Fuck Story. A theoretically endless multi-way in which only café staff may volley."''
--{{dani}}, in the OP of the [[YTPMania]] continuation thread October 22, 2019 </small>
+-{{dani}}, in the OP of the [[YTPMania]] continuation thread<ref>https://ytpmania.net/t/tennis-staff-multi-way-the-story-continues/5247</ref>, October 22, 2019 </small>
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 {{PrivateVideo}}
-Rabbit's Round 6, uploaded July 9, 2009, is notable for being edited with his trademark style of picture-in-picture layering, and for introducing Sonic The Hedgehog(OVA), one of Rabbit's signature sources, into the match's pool. Among notable moments are Tails' line "Oh Sonic, thank you!" with the frame proceeding to zoom in on Sonic winking at Tails with loud and distorted audio, along with Tails yelling "You're No HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!" The original upload was viewable until about early 2010, and then able to be viewed unlisted in the original Youchew thread from January 2013 until October 2019, when RabbitSnore's YouTube account was deleted. A saved copy of this round by anyone who has it remains highly sought after to make the match complete once again.
+Rabbit's Round 6, uploaded July 9, 2009, is notable for being edited with his trademark style of picture-in-picture layering, and for introducing Sonic The Hedgehog (OVA), one of Rabbit's signature sources, into the match's pool. Among notable moments are Tails' line "Oh Sonic, thank you!" with the frame proceeding to zoom in on Sonic winking at Tails with loud and distorted audio, along with Tails yelling "You're No HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!" The original upload was viewable until about early 2010, and then able to be viewed unlisted in the original [[YouChew]] thread from January 2013 until October 2019, when {{RabbitSnore}}'s YouTube account was deleted. A saved copy of this round by anyone who has it remains highly sought after to make the match complete once again.
 ==Round 7==
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 <youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro5VrH8qtqA</youtube>
-strong414bad's Round 7, originally uploaded July 13, 2009, adds in Hotel Mario and James Earl Jones counting to 10 on Sesame Street, the latter whom, true to the videos title, does proceed to recite 9 digits of pi interspersed throughout the response (3.14159265). CHEEEEEN is heard over a zoom in onto Mario's nose and over a screenflipping of the "Gandolf Wizard Stare", and the "sleep will ease your mind" song is repeated over the word "problems", increasing in volume to the point where James Earl Jones reciting 2 and 6 is only barely audible. As the second WMM response of the match, much of the editing is simplistic yet effective, with many repetitions, stutters and and drastic speed ups of the previous round that were well received by the other participants.
+strong414bad's Round 7, originally uploaded July 13, 2009, adds in Hotel Mario and James Earl Jones counting to 10 on Sesame Street, the latter whom, true to the videos title, does proceed to recite 9 digits of pi interspersed throughout the response (3.14159265). CHEEEEEN is heard over a zoom in onto Mario's nose and over a screen-flipping of the "Gandolf Wizard Stare", and the "sleep will ease your mind" song is repeated over the word "problems", increasing in volume to the point where James Earl Jones reciting 2 and 6 is only barely audible. As the second WMM response of the match, much of the editing is simplistic yet effective, with many repetitions, stutters and and drastic speed ups of the previous round that were well received by the other participants.
 ==Round 8==
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 * a comic page of unknown origin or context<br>
 * A very low res frame from ''Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith'' containing infamously hilarious english-to-chinese-to-english subtitles<br>
-* The POOP TENNIS CAFE image that adorned the OP of every Tennis Cafe thread from its inception in 2008 until the YTPMania Cafe thread in 2018<br>
+* The POOP TENNIS CAFE image that adorned the OP of every Tennis Café thread from its inception in 2008 until the YTPMania Café thread in 2018<br>
 * A reaction image taken from the animated TV adaption of ''The Phantom of the Opera''(1988), often used by Emperor Ing<br>
 * The face of the bunny from the ROBOT BUNNY BOOBIES image superimposed upon a frame of an unknown hentai character, bearing the caption "Now It's a real ejaculation party!"<br>
-At the second instance of "uh huh honey...." The text "Love is here", originally taken from the Version 2 intro of ''Beast Wars Neo: Super Lifeform Transformers'' and long the old motto of the Tennis Cafe and Tennis Staff, is shown on screen before the video cuts to black. After a few seconds of silence. CHEEEEEEEEN is heard once more, closing out the video.
+At the second instance of "uh huh honey...." The text "Love is here", originally taken from the Version 2 intro of ''Beast Wars Neo: Super Lifeform Transformers'' and long the old motto of the Tennis Café and Tennis Staff, is shown on screen before the video cuts to black. After a few seconds of silence. CHEEEEEEEEN is heard once more, closing out the video.
 Due to YouTube more often than not muting copyrighted material rather than just "claiming" it during the era of its original upload, this round remained nearly 90% muted for years, until it was finally re-uploaded with proper audio restored.
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 <youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5x9YOE4owY</youtube>
-Round 15, uploaded October 26, 2014, almost four years after {{TheChutley}} was first promoted to staff, is a product of her now famous middle period (once referred to by dani_phantump as "Cool Mode") and is thusly edited in her much more humorous, irrelevant and stream-of-conscious driven style from that period. Chen makes her actual first on-screen appearance, sliding down the quill of a giant Sandslash to the sound of CHEEEEEEEN before being impaled by another, followed by the text "Loading Chen.... Please Wait" with a screen flipping gif of David Bowie (from his ''"Heroes"''(1977) album cover) that was being used by dew around this time. Following this, The Ninja: Silent Assassin clip of the phone being answered is redubbed with TheChutley's own voice, with an image of an old woman appearing on the opposite half of the screen, voiced to say:
+Round 15, uploaded October 26, 2014, almost four years after {{TheChutley}} was first promoted to staff, is a product of her now famous middle period (once referred to by {{dani_phantump}} as "Cool Mode") and is thusly edited in her much more humorous, irrelevant and stream-of-conscious driven style from that period. Chen makes her actual first on-screen appearance, sliding down the quill of a giant Sandslash to the sound of CHEEEEEEEN before being impaled by another, followed by the text "Loading Chen.... Please Wait" with a screen flipping gif of David Bowie (from his ''"Heroes"''(1977) album cover) that was being used by dew around this time. Following this, The Ninja: Silent Assassin clip of the phone being answered is redubbed with {{TheChutley}}'s own voice, with an image of an old woman appearing on the opposite half of the screen, voiced to say:
 "YES, UM...HELLO....I WOULD LIKE TO UM, MAKE A COMPLAINT AGAINST THIS UH YOUTUBE POOP...UH TENNIS MATCH, NOW...THE REASON I AM CALLING...IS BECAUSE THIS MATCH, IN PARTICULAR, IS UM...VERY VERY SILLY, AND I WILL HAVE NO MORE OF IT. NOW NOW NOW NOW DON'T TRY TO PERSUADE ME DIFFERENTLY, IVE MADE UP MY MIND AND FROM HERE ON OUT, THIS YOUUU TUUBE POOOP TENNIS MATCH WILL BE EDUCATIVE AND INFORMATIVE. NOW......CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE."
-A Cut To The Next Scene is made, showing initially unedited black-and-white footage of "THE BIG SIX FILM HUNT have pleasure in presenting....More Uses For THE FERGUSON TRACTOR" until an extremely loud and distorted "SPAGHETTI" plays over footage of a passing car. After a shot showing a sign advertising "GROUNDSMEN'S RALLY AND DEMONSTRATION OF Ferguson TRACTORS AND IMPLEMENTS" (of which the "APRIL 21st & 22nd" was noted as being an unintentional "21/22" reference from the game ''Alida''(2004), often used between Gamebop and MycroProcessor) Chen crashes onto the screen, and after a few seconds of insanity reappears with a set of human teeth, saying in TheChutley's voice "I CAN NEVER DIE". "Love is here." is changed to "Love is her" with a gif of Paper Mario replacing the "e", and is then followed by sequence of images of famous musicians with humorous and often deliberately misleading captions. These include:
+A Cut To The Next Scene is made, showing initially unedited black-and-white footage of "THE BIG SIX FILM HUNT have pleasure in presenting....More Uses For THE FERGUSON TRACTOR" until an extremely loud and distorted "SPAGHETTI" plays over footage of a passing car. After a shot showing a sign advertising "GROUNDSMEN'S RALLY AND DEMONSTRATION OF Ferguson TRACTORS AND IMPLEMENTS" (of which the "APRIL 21st & 22nd" was noted as being an unintentional "21/22" reference from the game ''Alida''(2004), often used between {{GameBop}} and {{MycroProcessor}}) Chen crashes onto the screen, and after a few seconds of insanity reappears with a set of human teeth, saying in {{TheChutley}}'s voice "I CAN NEVER DIE". "Love is here." is changed to "Love is her" with a gif of Paper Mario replacing the "e", and is then followed by sequence of images of famous musicians with humorous and often deliberately misleading captions. These include:
 * "John Lennon is furbait." (image of John Lennon)