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The '''Tennis Staff Multiway''' is an ongoing [[tennis chain]] that began on May 24, 2009, conceived to be exclusive match played only by the [[Tennis Staff]] on the original [[YouChew|YouChew Forums]]. Originally started as a giant multi-way match between the active members of this staff of the time, it soon become part of a "rite of passage" tradition, where new rounds largely became made by the most recent additions to the staff as sort of a celebration of their promotion. Even so, any member of the staff past or present can volley, with second volleys being contributed by RAKninja and strong414bad. The match has continued following | The '''Tennis Staff Multiway''' is an ongoing [[tennis chain]] that began on May 24, 2009, conceived to be exclusive match played only by the [[Tennis Staff]] on the original [[YouChew|YouChew Forums]]. Originally started as a giant multi-way match between the active members of this staff of the time, it soon become part of a "rite of passage" tradition, where new rounds largely became made by the most recent additions to the staff as sort of a celebration of their promotion. Even so, any member of the staff past or present can volley, with second volleys being contributed by RAKninja and strong414bad. The match has continued following YouChew's closure, extending to the Tennis Staff of [[YTPMania]] and [[YellowTealPurple]], with the most recent round being by dani_phantump on April 2nd, 2020. | ||
<small> ''"A legendary tennis match as old as time. Or, at least, as old as 2009. This decade long match and counting has long been written in stone by the Fucks of old and through successive generations of time and staff turnover. It weaves a multi-directional, evolving narrative of the warrior CHEN, born from the serve of the fabled Moogle, who has lived to survive 18 grueling tennis rounds of absurdity, complexity, humor, music, and NINJAS, which have been and continue to have been served only by those who have been presently or previously chosen by the Golden Bunny Breasted Racquet of Servitude, now represented equally by the Silver Racqueted Shield of the Knights of Justice (“We Don’t Care Who You Are, We’re Ready To Meet You”). CHEN The Warrior is themselves hardly seen after the serve until the fabled TheChutley's Round 15, but their immediately recognizable Battle Cry has pierced the heavens and cut through every tennis round gauntlet they have found themselves faced with, aided with by the awesome strength of their mighty weapon, The Incredible Laser Sword. Truly, nothing can stop The Warrior CHEN. In short, This is The Tennis Fuck Story. A theoretically endless multi-way in which only café staff may volley."'' | <small> ''"A legendary tennis match as old as time. Or, at least, as old as 2009. This decade long match and counting has long been written in stone by the Fucks of old and through successive generations of time and staff turnover. It weaves a multi-directional, evolving narrative of the warrior CHEN, born from the serve of the fabled Moogle, who has lived to survive 18 grueling tennis rounds of absurdity, complexity, humor, music, and NINJAS, which have been and continue to have been served only by those who have been presently or previously chosen by the Golden Bunny Breasted Racquet of Servitude, now represented equally by the Silver Racqueted Shield of the Knights of Justice (“We Don’t Care Who You Are, We’re Ready To Meet You”). CHEN The Warrior is themselves hardly seen after the serve until the fabled TheChutley's Round 15, but their immediately recognizable Battle Cry has pierced the heavens and cut through every tennis round gauntlet they have found themselves faced with, aided with by the awesome strength of their mighty weapon, The Incredible Laser Sword. Truly, nothing can stop The Warrior CHEN. In short, This is The Tennis Fuck Story. A theoretically endless multi-way in which only café staff may volley."'' | ||
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* King Harkinian<br> | * King Harkinian<br> | ||
* "NO ONE WINS AT TENNIS EVER"<br> | * "NO ONE WINS AT TENNIS EVER", first created by Emperor Ing on March 12, 2009<br> | ||
* A Youchew post by RAKninja, dated October 12, 2008, reciting the famous "FUCK Man i know, but hey, do u want to watch TV on ur PC" copypasta<br> | * A Youchew post by RAKninja, dated October 12, 2008, reciting the famous "FUCK Man i know, but hey, do u want to watch TV on ur PC" copypasta<br> | ||
* The Thumbnail from RAKninja's "RED WIZARD RONDO: NINJA POWER KILLED LILLY" (from his tennis match with Emperor Ing)<br> | * The Thumbnail from RAKninja's "RED WIZARD RONDO: NINJA POWER KILLED LILLY" (from his tennis match with Emperor Ing)<br> | ||
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* An image of Kukori and Kotkoda<br> | * An image of Kukori and Kotkoda<br> | ||
* A Rabbit image that was often posted by RabbitSnore in the very early years of the burgeoning tennis community, usually accompanied by something like "Here's a Rabbit."<br> | * A Rabbit image that was often posted by RabbitSnore in the very early years of the burgeoning tennis community, usually accompanied by something like "Here's a Rabbit."<br> | ||
* A depiction of RabbitSnore's persona, drawn by Black_Puffin circa 2008<br> | * A depiction of RabbitSnore's persona that adorned the background of his YouTube channel, drawn by Black_Puffin circa 2008<br> | ||
* "GUYS IN NATURE", a meme spawned from RAKninja's "CAPTAIN KAWAII'S SENTRY WATCHES GUYS IN NATURE WITH FRANCIS", his Round 3 in a Doubles match vs. McMANGOS and WowComics from the [[Doubles Cup I]].<br> | * "GUYS IN NATURE", a meme spawned from RAKninja's "CAPTAIN KAWAII'S SENTRY WATCHES GUYS IN NATURE WITH FRANCIS", his Round 3 in a Doubles match vs. McMANGOS and WowComics from the [[Doubles Cup I]].<br> | ||
* "you found a spiderman" (unknown origin or context)<br> | * "you found a spiderman" (unknown origin or context)<br> | ||