{{NotableMatch|d=y|2009=y}}

{{ArchivePage|LINK=https://yellowtealpurple.net/forums/threads/quax94-vs-mycroprocessor.1130/}}

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|MATCHNAME={{Quax94}} vs. {{MycroProcessor}}

|MATCHTYPE=[[Multiplied Time Tennis]] (sorta)

|MATCHIMAGE=File:Quaxmycro6.png

|MATCHQUOTE=

|STARTDATE=June 24, 2009

|ENDDATE=August 30, 2009

|ROUNDS=6

|PARTICIPANTS={{Quax94}}, {{MycroProcessor}}

|MATCHPAGE=[https://ftlfw.net/archives/websites/youchew.net/archive/forum/19-tennis-completed/52669-the-battle-of-something-quax-vs-mycroprocessor/1 link]

|TOURNAMENT=

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'''Quax94 vs MycroProcessor''', also known in its match thread as '''"THE BATTLE OF SOMETHING"''' was a [[tennis match]] that was played from June 24 to August 30, 2009. While intending to follow the [[Multiplied Time Tennis]] format, miscommunications resulted in some of the rounds not following the correct video length. Like most "traditional" MTT matches, sources were only added to the serve; in this case, a very short segment from an episode of the web series ''Tourettes Guy''. Also unlike traditional MTT matches, the match also only goes to six rounds rather than eight, which was decided partway through the game's completion.

The match is best known for its final round by {{MycroProcessor}}, "The Quax wasn't as prepared as the Quax was", a mostly two-section [[YTPMV]] that currently stands as the most popular video on {{MycroProcessor}}'s old channel, in the range of 14,000+ views. It is often considered Mycro's "signature work" of this stylistic era, with the round being remixed and referenced by many players and musicians alike; ranging from samples in tennis rounds to full on Guitar Hero covers [citation needed]. It was later the subject of "Puzzle Pieces 4", a video uploaded on {{MycroProcessor}}'s "Joltoen" channel showing the deconstruction of the video into its individual rendered video segments and how these eventually evolved and arrived to the final product.

quax94's rounds are privated but were saved by MycroProcessor and restored to YouTube on [[TennisFacksJr]] in 2014. The match was first compiled into a single video on the [[YouWouldBeWelcome]] account in December 2025.

=The Full Match=
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WsSY1i7XIw</youtube>
==Round 1==
'''Is the MycroProcessor Ready?''' by {{Quax}}

<youtube>GK3mdz5kzf0</youtube>
==Round 2==
'''The MycroProcessor is Ready''' by {{MycroProcessor}}

Two days before the round releases, Ferretfreak111 in the thread gives this round the unofficial title "The microproccessor quax 94 times".

<youtube>GQPcKrE6d1U</youtube>
==Round 3==
'''But The Quax is Not Ready''' by {{Quax}}

<youtube>EgbSzWtCX5Y</youtube>
==Round 4==
'''The Quax is not a red "E"''' by {{MycroProcessor}}

<youtube>n4IhfkYnR7Q</youtube>
==Round 5==
'''The Quax is Unprepared''' by {{Quax}}

<youtube>VJp2FGoOC34</youtube>
==Round 6==
'''The Quax wasn't as prepared as the Quax was''' by {{MycroProcessor}}

<youtube>EEcTSUD2MH8</youtube>

[[Puzzle Pieces]]:

<youtube>yhwtIPYfXNY</youtube>

Quax94 vs. MycroProcessor

2026-10-07T21:19:04Z

Dani phantump:

{{NotableMatch|d=y|2009=y}}

{{ArchivePage|LINK=https://yellowtealpurple.net/forums/threads/quax94-vs-mycroprocessor.1130/}}

{{MatchboxV2

|MATCHNAME={{Quax94}} vs. {{MycroProcessor}}

|MATCHTYPE=[[Multiplied Time Tennis]] (sorta)

|MATCHIMAGE=File:Quaxmycro6.png

|MATCHQUOTE=

|STARTDATE=June 24, 2009

|ENDDATE=August 30, 2009

|ROUNDS=6

|PARTICIPANTS={{Quax94}}, {{MycroProcessor}}

|MATCHPAGE=[https://ftlfw.net/archives/websites/youchew.net/archive/forum/19-tennis-completed/52669-the-battle-of-something-quax-vs-mycroprocessor/1 link]

|TOURNAMENT=

|WINNER=
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'''Quax94 vs MycroProcessor''', also known in its match thread as '''"THE BATTLE OF SOMETHING"''' was a [[tennis match]] that was played from June 24 to August 30, 2009. While intending to follow the [[Multiplied Time Tennis]] format, miscommunications resulted in many of the rounds not following the correct video length. Like most "traditional" MTT matches, sources were only added to the serve; in this case, a very short segment from an episode of the web series ''Tourettes Guy''. Also unlike traditional MTT matches, the match also only goes to six rounds rather than eight, which was decided partway through the game's completion.

The match is best known for its final round by {{MycroProcessor}}, "The Quax wasn't as prepared as the Quax was", a mostly two-section [[YTPMV]] that currently stands as the most popular video on {{MycroProcessor}}'s old channel, in the range of 14,000+ views. It is often considered Mycro's "signature work" of this stylistic era, with the round being remixed and referenced by many players and musicians alike; ranging from samples in tennis rounds to full on Guitar Hero covers [citation needed]. It was later the subject of "Puzzle Pieces 4", a video uploaded on {{MycroProcessor}}'s "Joltoen" channel showing the deconstruction of the video into its individual rendered video segments and how these eventually evolved and arrived to the final product.

quax94's rounds are privated but were saved by MycroProcessor and restored to YouTube on [[TennisFacksJr]] in 2014. The match was first compiled into a single video on the [[YouWouldBeWelcome]] account in December 2025.

=The Full Match=
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WsSY1i7XIw</youtube>
==Round 1==
'''Is the MycroProcessor Ready?''' by {{Quax}}

<youtube>GK3mdz5kzf0</youtube>
==Round 2==
'''The MycroProcessor is Ready''' by {{MycroProcessor}}

Two days before the round releases, Ferretfreak111 in the thread gives this round the unofficial title "The microproccessor quax 94 times".

<youtube>GQPcKrE6d1U</youtube>
==Round 3==
'''But The Quax is Not Ready''' by {{Quax}}

<youtube>EgbSzWtCX5Y</youtube>
==Round 4==
'''The Quax is not a red "E"''' by {{MycroProcessor}}

<youtube>n4IhfkYnR7Q</youtube>
==Round 5==
'''The Quax is Unprepared''' by {{Quax}}

<youtube>VJp2FGoOC34</youtube>
==Round 6==
'''The Quax wasn't as prepared as the Quax was''' by {{MycroProcessor}}

<youtube>EEcTSUD2MH8</youtube>

[[Puzzle Pieces]]:

<youtube>yhwtIPYfXNY</youtube>

Stegblob vs. TyrannosaurusReich

2026-10-07T21:08:50Z

Dani phantump:

{{NotableMatch|d=y|2007=y}}
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|MATCHNAME=Stegblob vs. TyrannosaurusReich

|MATCHTYPE=

|MATCHIMAGE=File:Itsafarm.png

|MATCHQUOTE=''"weapon. weapon. weapon. WEAPON."''

|STARTDATE=October 27, 2007

|ENDDATE=November 16, 2007

|ROUNDS=6

|PARTICIPANTS= Stegblob, TyrannosaurusReich

|MATCHPAGE= [https://web.archive.org/web/20071028143838/http://youchewpoop.com/forum/comments.php?DiscussionID=5482&page=1 Wayback Machine Link]

|TOURNAMENT=

|WINNER=
}}
[[Stegblob vs. TyrannosaurusReich]] was a [[Youtube Poop]]/Video [[tennis]] match that took place between October 27 and November 16, 2007. Stegblob had at this point already become a major figure in the world of YTP, as her signature solo video "Robotnik Gets a Viagra Overdose"(2007), which introduced "Pingas" into internet culture, had been making waves after only 6 months. Excitement was high when she announced that "Because I feel left out"<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20071026154327/http://youchewpoop.com/forum/?CategoryID=7 The original title of her thread seeking a tennis opponent.</ref>, that she was seeking to try out tennis for the first time, explaining "The main reason behind this is because of the stress i've been going through recently[...]I think that before I can go on to making normal [YTPs] again, I need some 'Different' things." She also requested "Because I dont even know it works properly, I'd rather not play with a noob at this time."<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20071027181327/http://youchewpoop.com/forum/comments.php?DiscussionID=5316&page=1</ref> Stegblob received tennis offers or expressions of interest from Deepercutt, azsxdc, SeductiveBaz, MrSimon/The Electric Cheese, MrDrunkenFox, Claculate900, KG4, Xillatem, PapaGonzales, and DrKelexo before Stegblob selected TyrannosaurusReich "FOR SOME REASON", who was evidently the most excited about a chance to play her.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20071027093038/http://youchewpoop.com/forum/comments.php?DiscussionID=5316&page=2</ref> Sources used include ''The Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog'', ''The O’Reilly Factor'', the ''Darkstalkers'' animated series, ''Night Warriors: Darkstalkers' Revenge'', ''Street Fighter''(1994), ''Street Fighter Alpha: The Animation''(2000), ''Dexter’s Laboratory'', one of the ''Fatal Fury'' games, the ''Bible Black'' adult anime series, four of Valve's "Meet the Team" shorts (''Meet The Heavy'', ''Meet The Demoman'', ''Meet The Soldier'', and ''Meet The Engineer''), the 2007 slate of Volvic commercials, and the ''Earthworm Jim'' animated series.<ref>https://archive.yellowtealpurple.net/youchew/forum/56-archive/75511-rabbitsnore%E2%80%99s-poop-tennis-review-stegblob-vs-tyrannosaurusreich/1.html Taken directly from this article, with a few source clarifications.</ref>

It was the only known match played by Stegblob and the third match played by TyrannosaurusReich, and was [[YTP_Tennis#The_first_matches|the 46th tennis match ever played]]. {{RabbitSnore}} subsequently noted that this was "a rare match which received an uncommonly high amount of publicity"<ref>https://archive.yellowtealpurple.net/youchew/forum/56-archive/75511-rabbitsnore%E2%80%99s-poop-tennis-review-stegblob-vs-tyrannosaurusreich/1.html</ref>, with every round achieving between thousands and tens of thousands of views<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20091124121345mp_/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij5JFN9z3bw With TyannosaurusReich's rounds having no surviving uploads, this contemporary archived webpage shows evidence of both Round 1 and Round 2 and the high viewcounts both rounds had.</ref>. PapaGonzales declared by Round 2 that it was already "the most epic tennis match i've ever seen!" which UncleChuckTH agreed with, even saying "This one's even cooler than Conrad's game with Miss10."<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20071028145844/http://youchewpoop.com/forum/comments.php?DiscussionID=5482&page=2</ref> valkiriforce, many years before he would begin making videos himself, can be spotted in the comments of Round 1 circa 2007 quoting the moment where Robotnik says "I'll drive him off the planet! UH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH"<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij5JFN9z3bw&lc=UgyyR9T5G0HU4T_9_kp4AaABAg&pp=0gcJCSIANpG00pGi</ref>. He subsequently made another comment in late 2024, specifying that "A friend and I used to quote random parts of this video in high school."<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij5JFN9z3bw&lc=UgwzGT8b_opKUlCkuvV4AaABAg</ref> Round 1 was, according to 50percentgrey, also considered to be one of MrSimon's favorite YTPs of all time.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij5JFN9z3bw&lc=UgyGD534y4rMpNjnWXh4AaABAg</ref> TyrannosaurusReich subsequently expressed "I hate how round 4 came out. I could've done better."<ref>https://archive.yellowtealpurple.net/youchew/forum/32-tennis-archives/443-tennis-archive-stegblob-vs-tyrannosaurusreich/1.html#post-147330</ref> RabbitSnore published a review of this match in which he considered TyrannosaurusReich's Round 6 to be his favorite, and summarized the match thusly:

"This match had been called, by at least one person, the "tennis match of the year." Indeed, watching this match was akin to watching Zues and Odin duel in the sky. Neither [YTPer] seemed inferior; every round produced a [YTP] worth watching. Other [YTPers] can learn from the example of this match that tennis is all about novel usage: the best thing you can do to make a [YTP] effective and original is to corrupt audio and video in a way that it has rarely or never been done before. Calling one of these [YTPers] the winner of the match was difficult decision for me. This match was epic."<ref>https://archive.yellowtealpurple.net/youchew/forum/56-archive/75511-rabbitsnore%E2%80%99s-poop-tennis-review-stegblob-vs-tyrannosaurusreich/1.html</ref>

This was among the handful of matches that received reference in RabbitSnore's early tennis document ''The Observational Guide to [YTP] Tennis'', which also named the matches [[conradslater vs. Misselaineous10]], [[BMATF vs. UncleChuckTH vs. Wikiwow]], [[Wikiwow vs. UncleChuckTH]], [[Thereisnospoon303 vs. RabbitSnore]], and [[MilkR0und vs. Y2Zero]]<ref>https://archive.yellowtealpurple.net/youchew/forum/56-archive/75585-an-observational-guide-to-poop-tennis/1.html</ref>, and was listed among the "Top 5 Good Tennis games to learn from" in the supplemental ''The Recreational Guide to [YTP] Tennis'', later being reintegrated into the revised 2025 versions of both articles.<ref>https://archive.yellowtealpurple.net/youchew/forum/56-archive/75999-a-recreational-guide-to-poop-tennis/1.html</ref>. Oddly, the original match thread for Stegblob vs. TyrannosaurusReich did not seem to survive [[YouChew]]'s forum transitions, as it never resurfaced when the Vanilla-era posts were re-integrated into the Invision-era website, leaving surviving evidence of the match when it took place only on The Wayback Machine through an intricate archive of the Vanilla forums made in late October 2007. {{Crash2991}} included the match as one of 25 match thread included from the then-inaccessible Vanilla forums in the old Tennis: Archives section on April 7, 2008. Stegblob's rounds continue to survive, albiet unlisted, in their original uploads. TyrannosaurusReich's side of the match was previously lost due to his account being terminated sometime in the mid-2010s, but was later fully recovered through the efforts of [[The Great Restoration]]. It was first compiled into a single video on the [[YouWouldBeWelcome]] account in March 2026.

=The Full Match=
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WurpSBswD6Y</youtube>
==Round 1==
'''"this is made of awesome" by Stegblob'''

<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij5JFN9z3bw</youtube>
==Round 2==
'''"this is made of semen" by TyrannosaurusReich'''

<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oskcWGJxb0A</youtube>

==Round 3==
'''"semen made this awesome" by Stegblob'''

<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA7KpCsg0AA</youtube>
==Round 4==
'''"semen is quite awesome" by TyrannosaurusReich'''

<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPor_Ipmkew</youtube>

==Round 5==
'''"gay semen is not awesome" by Stegblob'''

<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CCMR3q2A8w</youtube>
==Round 6==
'''"semen" by TyrannosaurusReich'''

<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Rn6_mutx1I</youtube>

Note: RabbitSnore wrote this title as "TyrannosaurusReich & semen" in his review of the match.

=Sources=